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What would a Barbershop Performance be without a few jokes? Barbershoppers LOVE to tell jokes, many of which predate the formation of SPEBSQSA. As a public service (and because we love hearing them as much as we love telling them) we have collected a few of our favorite jokes for your entertainment. Enjoy!
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How many Barbershoppers does it take to change a light bulb?
It takes 5. One to change the bulb and the other 4 to sing about how great the old one was. |
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You wonder why airline seats are not four across.
You have accidentally tried to blow a pitch on an Oreo.
You have ever gotten a weird look from a dry cleaner when you ask if they do sequins really well.
Your most prominent bumper sticker says, "I can't, I have rehearsal." |
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An old barbershop quartet was walking down the street.
The Tenor said, “Windy, isn’t it?”
The Lead replied, “No, it’s Thursday.”
The Bass says, “Me too. Lets get a beer.”
The Baritone answered, “What, are you nuts? Hunting season is over.”
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When you play a CD you can start to sing the first words of the next song in the right pitch.
You try to get the dog to howl so you will have someone with which to harmonize.
You have worn old chorus uniforms as Halloween Costumes. |
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A man was telling his friend about his new hearing aid. "It cost $4000 but it is top of the line and I can hear everything plain as day."
The friend asks, “What kind is it?
The man, looking at his wrist says, “It’s about 12:30.” |
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You won't buy your wife some panty hose, but you will wear lipstick and rouge in front of 400 Shriners.
You mistake the hum of the air conditioner for the sound of a quartet singing somewhere in the hotel.
You think Air Supply would have been better if they had a really good Bass. |
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